Please…my hand that reaches
out to you stretches so far…but you’re
an ever fading figure that
I just can’t reach…You
grow so farther away from me.
Ha-Ha!
Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
Bad Touch ~ Bloodhound Gang
God love all the people that have warned you
God love all your sentimental virtue
Eight balls with the takers that'll make you
Lay cards with the lovers that'll hate you
Cause you don't have to make a sound
They got what you need
What you need
Like you say
Oh my!
Feels just like I don't try
Looks so good i might die
All i know is everybody loves me
Get down,
Swaying to my own sound
Flashes in my face now
All i know is everybody loves me
Everybody loves me
Everybody Loves Me ~ One Republic
God love all your sentimental virtue
Eight balls with the takers that'll make you
Lay cards with the lovers that'll hate you
Cause you don't have to make a sound
They got what you need
What you need
Like you say
Oh my!
Feels just like I don't try
Looks so good i might die
All i know is everybody loves me
Get down,
Swaying to my own sound
Flashes in my face now
All i know is everybody loves me
Everybody loves me
Everybody Loves Me ~ One Republic
Yare, Yare! Naruko Gaiden
Disclaimer: Nope don’t own Naruto, and I never will. I’m only saying this because I’m at gunpoint. I do own Naruto…I mean I don’t!
Story: Naruto is outgoing, outspoken, and oblivious. His female counterpart is the same, only she’s engaged, in love with a jounin, and the Hokage loves to dress her up. Naruko's in love with Genma who seems distant now, engaged to the new Tsuchikage which is awkward at best, and is now the sole student of Hatake Kakashi. What else could go weird? Alive Yondaime and fanclubs and Mokuton?
Set as an AU.
Spoilers: Through Part I and maybe Part II of the series.
Warnings: (genderbender) FemNaru/AU/OlderMenReverse!Harem, pervertedness, future sexual situations, language, etc...
Pairings: Fem!Naru/Reverse!Harem: KakaNaru, Naru/OMC, Genma/Naru, Hashirama/Naru, Tobirama/Naru, Asuma/Naru, Hiashi/Naru, Kabuto/Naru, Yamato/Naru, Inoichi/Naru, Sasori/Naru, Killer Bee/Naru, Shikaku/Naru, Itachi/Naru, and Yondy!Kaze/Naru.
Story: Naruto is outgoing, outspoken, and oblivious. His female counterpart is the same, only she’s engaged, in love with a jounin, and the Hokage loves to dress her up. Naruko's in love with Genma who seems distant now, engaged to the new Tsuchikage which is awkward at best, and is now the sole student of Hatake Kakashi. What else could go weird? Alive Yondaime and fanclubs and Mokuton?
Set as an AU.
Spoilers: Through Part I and maybe Part II of the series.
Warnings: (genderbender) FemNaru/AU/OlderMenReverse!Harem, pervertedness, future sexual situations, language, etc...
Pairings: Fem!Naru/Reverse!Harem: KakaNaru, Naru/OMC, Genma/Naru, Hashirama/Naru, Tobirama/Naru, Asuma/Naru, Hiashi/Naru, Kabuto/Naru, Yamato/Naru, Inoichi/Naru, Sasori/Naru, Killer Bee/Naru, Shikaku/Naru, Itachi/Naru, and Yondy!Kaze/Naru.
Table of Contents
1. Bird Cage Princess
2. Saturday Night Divas
3. Narukotherapy
4. Make Me Bad
5. Kelas (Let's Dance)
6. Home Sweet Home
7. Simple and Clean
8. Please Tell Me This
9. Watashi wa Chuunin I
10. Watashi wa Chuunin II
11. Watashi wa Chuunin III
12. Watashi wa Chuunin IV
13. From the Depths of Hell
14. A Butterfly's Cocoon
15. Life is Like a Boat
16. The Disease of Apathy
17. My Muse is Gone
18. Hey There, Delilah
~Konoha Interlude~
~Interlude: Fanclubs and CRA Mobilize!~
19. Love So Life
20. Precious Rocks
~Interlude: Down and Gritty~
21. Sunstone
~Interlude: Wonderstruck (Asuma remix)~
22. Love You Long After You're Gone
23. Ease My Mind
24. Calling, Calling Home
25. I Drown In You
26. Wicked Tongue
27. TBA
2. Saturday Night Divas
3. Narukotherapy
4. Make Me Bad
5. Kelas (Let's Dance)
6. Home Sweet Home
7. Simple and Clean
8. Please Tell Me This
9. Watashi wa Chuunin I
10. Watashi wa Chuunin II
11. Watashi wa Chuunin III
12. Watashi wa Chuunin IV
13. From the Depths of Hell
14. A Butterfly's Cocoon
15. Life is Like a Boat
16. The Disease of Apathy
17. My Muse is Gone
18. Hey There, Delilah
~Konoha Interlude~
~Interlude: Fanclubs and CRA Mobilize!~
19. Love So Life
20. Precious Rocks
~Interlude: Down and Gritty~
21. Sunstone
~Interlude: Wonderstruck (Asuma remix)~
22. Love You Long After You're Gone
23. Ease My Mind
24. Calling, Calling Home
25. I Drown In You
26. Wicked Tongue
27. TBA
Notations
· Reverse!Harem (Kakashi, Genma, Asuma, Hiashi, Sho, Ni, Kabuto, Nagi, Nakago, Yamato)
· Engaged to the Tsuchikage OMC (Nakago)
· Canon jutsu freak
· Sucky taijutsu that she tries to fix with space-time jutsu alterations
· Might bring in Sasori and Inoichi -A, Bee, Shikaku, Itachi...
· Nagi comes with Naruko to Snow Country mission, Yukie’s co-actor flirts with oblivious Naruko, making him and Kakashi jealous
· Main rivalries: Kakashi vs. Genma vs. Asuma (=), Hiashi vs. Inoichi (=), Nagi vs. Nakago (=, Nak more to Nag), Yamato vs. Kabuto (=), Sho vs. Ni (=), Sasori (Nagi)
· Engaged to the Tsuchikage OMC (Nakago)
· Canon jutsu freak
· Sucky taijutsu that she tries to fix with space-time jutsu alterations
· Might bring in Sasori and Inoichi -A, Bee, Shikaku, Itachi...
· Nagi comes with Naruko to Snow Country mission, Yukie’s co-actor flirts with oblivious Naruko, making him and Kakashi jealous
· Main rivalries: Kakashi vs. Genma vs. Asuma (=), Hiashi vs. Inoichi (=), Nagi vs. Nakago (=, Nak more to Nag), Yamato vs. Kabuto (=), Sho vs. Ni (=), Sasori (Nagi)
Extras
Uzumaki Naruko's Biography (Contains spoilers)
Naruko's Gallery
Fanclubs
Nakago's Family Tree
Men of the CRA
Naruko's Gallery
Fanclubs
Nakago's Family Tree
Men of the CRA